The fey Colonel Tick-Tock polices the fractured timeline for Her Majesty's Royal Chrono Patrol, interrupting not-always-terribly-well-researched historical moments and facing down chronological threats and the occasional villain, including the Greenwich Meanie, Aunty Meridian and the occasional dinosaur, from pre-history and all that. Pip Pip! He is armed only with his wits, and his Trick Clock.
- Gilbert & Sullivan (TAH #16)
- Electric Rivalries (TAH #31)
- An Odd Couple (TAH #45)
- The Wilde Party (TAH #73)
- Electric Park (TAH #87)
- Hey Caesar! (TAH #100)
- Mrs. Parker and the Doctaparatorious Paradox (TAH #120)
- Horse Play (TAH #154)
- The Wright Stuff (TAH #160)
- Confederates (TAH #174)
- From Time to Time (TAH #215) (Crossover with Amelia Earhart, Fearless Flyer)
- Refurbished (TAH #229)
- Austen Translation (TC #3)
- Colonel Tick-Tock and Harry Houdini appear together in the episode of Comedy Bang Bang titled A Thrilling Hour or So.
- Colonel Tick-Tock appears in the non-canonical Thrilling Adventure Hour in The Room Live.
- Information about the M Bar incarnation of the show may be found on this page.
The new Colonel Tick-Tock theme was written by Paul and Storm.
New Theme Song Lyrics
- TIME upon a ONCE there was a
- MAN who traveled FORTH and back through
- TIME called Colonel Tick-Tock
- (Tick-Tock: That’s me!)
- SEARCHing every WHEN and where for
- WHO knows WHAT he’ll FIND out with the
- HELP of a clever Trick Clock
- (Trick Clock: That’s me!)
- Using EVery hole and portal
- Colonel TICK-Tock will transport ‘til
- He has BATTled every baddie that he
- Needs to on the way
- (Tick-Tock: I will!)
- ONCE was MAN there
- TIME a TRAVel-they HIM-called Colonel Tick-Tock Tick-Tock!
- (Tick Tock: Ha-haaa!)
- SEARCHED he ROUND all
- THIS for THAT-and-with
- Clever his along Trick Clock
- Fluxxing every alley
- From the lowest chrono-valley To the upper-inner outer other ‘nother neverwhere
- Tick, Tock, Colonel, a, round, traveled, time
- Trick, Clock, him, stuff
- helping, is, find
- Tick, Stuff, Clock
- Trick Clock, Time, stuff
- Colonel Tick-Tock!
Original Theme Song Lyrics
- Sit back, don't touch that radio dial
- Bags packed, and take along a big smile
- Bring snacks, we may be gone for a while
- It's Colonel Tick-Tock time
- Get set, to travel through yesterday
- You bet, adventure's right round the way
- Forget, your cares 'cause fun's here to stay
- It's Colonel TickTock time
- Take a mind-bending trip to anywhen
- With the royal chrono-patrol
- Up is down, squares are round, and now is then
- When you travel via time hole
- Marco Polo’s on a cell phone
- Tutankahmun rides the Cyclone
- And Al Capone guns down his clone for copping his calzone!
- You'll see, that you can meet anyone
- Take tea, with Atilla the Hun
- Feel free, to set your watches for fun!
- It's Colonel TickTock time.
Closing Theme Song Lyrics
- So cheers, it’s been a marvelous trip
- Seems years since I’ve had such a pip
- My dears, I trust your lids did a flip
- It’s Colonel TickTock time.
- A decade, a year might well disappear
- A fantastical magical trick
- What’s a month here or there, I’ve got oodles to spare!
- That’s what make Colonel TickTock tick
- Hooray! For the Man of the Hour
- Parades, and garlands of flowers
- Make way, for chronological power!
- It’s Colonel TickTock
- With my trick clock!
- Colonel TickTock time!
- It's Colonel TickTock time!