FANDOM


Sparks Banner 600

The Sparks Nevada title banner from the Original Graphic Novel.

Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars is a western segment set on Mars in the 31st century. It focuses on the adventures of Sparks Nevada, the planet's erstwhile marshal, and his mostly-faithful companion Croach the Tracker.

CategoriesEdit

Segment RegularsEdit

Recurring CharactersEdit

Related Universe SegmentsEdit

Other segments set in the Sparks Nevada universe: (Suggested listening order)

For a history of all major Sparks Nevada universe events, see Sparks Nevada Universe Timeline.

Podcast EpisodesEdit

Thrilling Adventure Hour Treasury Episodes Edit

Graphic Novel EpisodesEdit

Other AppearancesEdit

Theme SongEdit

Intro Edit

Folksy Hal: Kids, shine your astro spurs and don your robot fists, 'cuz it's time for our (first) thrilling feature, Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars! Justice rides a rocket steed across the plans of the fourth planet, where one man brings fear to robots and aliens and hope to humans who make this frontier planet their home. He is Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars!

Sparks Nevada: I'm...from Earth.

Folksy Hal: With the help of his faithful Martian companion, Croach the Tracker.

Croach the Tracker: I am...from G'loot Praktaw.

Sparks Nevada: ...which is Mars

[They bicker]

Folksy Hal: Sparks Nevada rights the outlaw wrong on Mars!

LyricsEdit

When there's varmints need a' catching
And young 'uns need a' saving
On my rocket steed I race across the stars
For I've sworn by the burrs of my astro spurs
to right the outlaw wrongs on Mars
(Yes he rights the outlaw wrongs on Mars!)
Oh the hypercattle's humming
And the Marjun's savage drumming
Are as beautiful as comet bugs in jars
Oh I'm from Earth!
But I right the outlaw wrongs on Mars
(Yes he rights the outlaw wrongs on Mars!)
On the plains of the red planet I uphold the law
And I do it with a pair of robot fists
(POW!)
Evil extermination I have faced
For my robot rogues they hardly ever miss!
(Hardly ever miss!)
And I reckon I'll be riding
In the name of truth and justice
For as long as I can count the shooting stars
For I've sworn by the burrs of my astro spurs
To right the outlaw wrongs on Mars
(Yes he rights the outlaw wrongs on Mars!)
And I'm from Earth!

Chords Edit

  • Unofficial chords for the theme song can be found here.
  • An unofficial piano arrangement can be found here.
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.