Cast
- Sparks Nevada
- Croach the Tracker
- Rebecca Rose Rushmore
- The Barkeep
- The Saloon Doors
- Techs (Garret Dillahunt)
Detailed Summary
Sparks Nevada enters the Saloon, and greets the Saloon Doors, who remind Sparks that she is more than just the doors and she performs many important functions. The Barkeep informs Sparks that the owner of the general store has a growing and glowing blob in his place. Sparks says he'll look into it on Monday, and orders drinks for himself and Rebecca, who soon arrives.
Sparks and Rebecca flirt and talk about Sparks' new hobbies in his time off, while the Saloon Doors continue to be in a bad moon and inturrupt. When Croach approaches, it's revealed that the Saloon Doors have a crush on Croach. Croach, meanwhile is upset, because Sparks is insisting Croach become his deputy, which will shame him, his tribe and extend his onus indefinitely.
Techs arrives and calls Sparks Nevada out. Sparks declines, as he's off the clock. Techs declines, and instead shoots Croach twice. Croach regenerates, and Techs instead threatens to shoot Rebecca Rose Rushmore. Techs heads outside and with Rebecca's encouragement, Sparks heads outside to show down.
There is much debate over the distance apart for the showdown, and then how to start the showdown. Eventually, Sparks and Techs begin the showdown, and Sparks, not prepared, doesn't even get his weapons drawn. Sparks is shot, and Techs takes Sparks' badge.