Royal Pains is an episode of The Adventures of Captain Laserbeam
- Captain Laserbeam - John DiMaggio
- Adventurekateer William - Hal Lublin
- Tyler - John Ennis
- Guillermo (Spanish Student) - James Urbaniak
- Narrator - Craig Cackowski
Captain Laserbeam is teaching a Spanish class at the Apex City Adult Education Center when he is hailed by the Adventurekateer distress call. William and Richard were at the zoo with their class when they realized that King Mammal had returned to Apex City. King Mammal, assisted by Tyler, kidnaps an echidna and a platypus and sentences them to death for the crime of egg-laying while being mammals.
- Theme sung by Yvette Nicole Brown.
- In the podcast introduction, this episode is referred to as "Predator As Well".
- This is the 28th episode of The Thrilling Adventure Hour.
- The prior episode is Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars - Danger 2.0.
- The next episode is Down in Moonshine Holler - Beanstalk.
- The prior The Adventures of Captain Laserbeam episode is Waterfowl Play (TAH #18).
- The next The Adventures of Captain Laserbeam episode is Irrational Numbler (TAH #36).
This episode was recorded at Largo on January 8, 2011 and released on July 18, 2011.