A fictional brand of cigarettes that is one of the sponsors of the Thrilling Adventure Hour.
Ads
Thomas Jefferson
- Full title: "11.5. A Word From Our Sponsors – Thomas Jefferson on Patriot Brand Cigarettes"
- "Thomas Jefferson" at SoundCloud
- Released March 25, 2011. Recorded September 10, 2010 at Largo. Performed by John DiMaggio. Written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker. Directed by Aaron Ginsburg.
A Famous Voice
- Full title: "13.5. A Word From Patriot Brand Cigarettes – Mystery Celebrity Paget Brewster"
- "A Famous Voice" on SoundCloud
- Released April 6, 2011. Starring Paget Brewster. Written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker. Music by the Andy Paley Orchestra.
Elites
- Full title: "29.5. A Word From Patriot Brand Cigarettes – Elites"
- "Elites" on SoundCloud
- Released July 30, 2011. Starring Samm Levine and John DiMaggio. Written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker. Music by Andy Paley and the Andy Paley Orchestra.
Washington DC
- Full title: "A word from Patriot Brand Cigarettes. Dateline, Washington DC"
- "Washington DC" on SoundCloud
- Released September 27, 2011. Recorded on March 5, 2011 at Largo. Starring Mark Gagliardi and Craig Cackowski.
Jingles
The Patriot Brand jingles were written by Ben Acker, Ben Blacker and Andy Paley.
Patriot Brand
"Start off your day light up the American way
Those founding fathers picked a crop
That launched our nation to the top
Smoke smoke smoke for Uncle Sam
Pledge you allegiance
To Patriot Brand."
Patriot Brand Elites
"Oh to be, in the high society
A string of pearls and evening gown
About to step out on the town
But I don't leave my penthouse suite
Unless I'm packing
A pack of Elites.
The air is rare, I'm sorry life's not fair
Let common folk take common tokes
While we smoke the champagne of smokes
Let's take a stroll down easy street
All the high rollers
Are smokin' Elites."