Changes: Patriot Brand Cigarettes

Latest revision as of 00:14, 24 March 2020

Patriot Brand Cigarettes is a fictional brand of cigarettes that is one of the sponsors of the Thrilling Adventure Hour.

Ads

Jefferson Reid, Ace American 1

Jefferson Reid, Ace American 1 (TAH #3) pauses for a word from Patriot Brand Cigarettes after Act 1.

Thomas Jefferson

Full title: "11.5. A Word From Our Sponsors – Thomas Jefferson on Patriot Brand Cigarettes"
Patreon exclusive.
Released March 25, 2011. Recorded September 10, 2010 at Largo. Performed by John DiMaggio. Written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker. Directed by Aaron Ginsburg.

A Famous Voice

Full title: "13.5. A Word From Patriot Brand Cigarettes – Mystery Celebrity Paget Brewster"
Patreon exclusive.
Released April 6, 2011. Starring Paget Brewster. Written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker. Music by the Andy Paley Orchestra.

Ace and Mr. President

Ace and Mr. President (TAH #21) pauses for a word from Patriot Brand Cigarettes.

Elites

Full title: "29.5. A Word From Patriot Brand Cigarettes – Elites"
Patreon exclusive.
Released July 30, 2011. Starring Samm Levine and John DiMaggio. Written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker. Music by Andy Paley and the Andy Paley Orchestra.

Washington DC

Full title: "A word from Patriot Brand Cigarettes. Dateline, Washington DC"
Patreon exclusive.
Released September 27, 2011. Recorded on March 5, 2011 at Largo. Starring Mark Gagliardi and Craig Cackowski.

Jingles

The Patriot Brand jingles were written by Ben Acker, Ben Blacker and Andy Paley.

Patriot Brand

"Start off your day light up the American way
Those founding fathers picked a crop
That launched our nation to the top
Smoke smoke smoke for Uncle Sam

Pledge you allegiance
To Patriot Brand."

Patriot Brand Elites

"Oh to be, in the high society
A string of pearls and evening gown
About to step out on the town
But I don't leave my penthouse suite
Unless I'm packing
A pack of Elites.

The air is rare, I'm sorry life's not fair
Let common folk take common tokes
While we smoke the champagne of smokes
Let's take a stroll down easy street
All the high rollers
Are smokin' Elites."

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 ===Thomas Jefferson===
 *Full title: "11.5. A Word From Our Sponsors – Thomas Jefferson on Patriot Brand Cigarettes"
+*[[Patreon]] exclusive.
-*[https://soundcloud.com/thrilling-adventure-hour/a-word-from-our-sponsors "Thomas Jefferson" at SoundCloud]
 *Released March 25, 2011. Recorded September 10, 2010 at [[Locations#Largo at the Coronet|Largo]]. Performed by [[John DiMaggio]]. Written by [[The Bens|Ben Acker and Ben Blacker]]. Directed by [[Aaron Ginsburg]].
 ===A Famous Voice===
 *Full title: "13.5. A Word From Patriot Brand Cigarettes – Mystery Celebrity Paget Brewster"
+*[[Patreon]] exclusive.
-*[https://soundcloud.com/thrilling-adventure-hour/a-word-from-patriot-brand "A Famous Voice" on SoundCloud]
 *Released April 6, 2011. Starring [[Paget Brewster]]. Written by [[The Bens|Ben Acker and Ben Blacker]]. Music by the [[Andy Paley]] Orchestra.
@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 ===Elites===
 *Full title: "29.5. A Word From Patriot Brand Cigarettes – Elites"
+*[[Patreon]] exclusive.
-*[https://soundcloud.com/thrilling-adventure-hour/a-word-from-patriot-brand-1 "Elites" on SoundCloud]
-*Released July 30, 2011. Starring [[Guest Stars#Former WorkJuice Players|Samm Levine]] and [[John DiMaggio]]. Written by [[The Bens|Ben Acker and Ben Blacker]]. Music by [[Andy Paley]] and the Andy Paley Orchestra.
+*Released July 30, 2011. Starring [[Samm Levine]] and [[John DiMaggio]]. Written by [[The Bens|Ben Acker and Ben Blacker]]. Music by [[Andy Paley]] and the Andy Paley Orchestra.
 ===Washington DC===
 *Full title: "A word from Patriot Brand Cigarettes. Dateline, Washington DC"
+*[[Patreon]] exclusive.
-*[https://soundcloud.com/thrilling-adventure-hour/a-word-from-patriot-brand-2 "Washington DC" on SoundCloud]
 *Released September 27, 2011. Recorded on March 5, 2011 at [[Locations#Largo at the Coronet|Largo]]. Starring [[Mark Gagliardi]] and [[Craig Cackowski]].