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Love Ain't No Billy Goat is a song that was written and originally performed in The Boat Show. The song became so beloved, that it became a song that the Workjuice Players would close out live shows with, often taking the place of "The Workjuice Anthem"

Lyrics[]

Love ain't no billy goat
Love don't got no beard
Love don't eat no garbage
Love got
Regular human eyeballs
Love don't got satan's eyeballs
Love ain't no billy goat that's for sure

See The Boat Show for full song credits.

Full lyrics[]

As performed by Jonathan Coulton on the April 26, 2020 livestream

Well cats is cats who say "meow"
It ain't no dogs instead.
My pappy knew each "why" and "how"
Then one day he was dead.

We all carried on somehow
Two arms, full speed ahead.
Though we cannot hear him now
We think of what he said.

Love ain't no billy goat
Love don't got no beard
Love don't eat no garbage
Love got
Regular human eyeballs
Love don't got satan's eyeballs
Love ain't no billy goat that's for sure.

Time ain't no jackalope
Time ain't just a head
Time ain't stuffed and mounted
Time got regular human antlers
Time don't got bogus antlers
Time ain't no jackalope that's for sure.

All them swells at the country club
They only got showers don't got not tub.
Scrub-a-dub-dub but here's the rub
Don't let no tub trouble you, bub.
Jazz ain't no accident
Jazz don't make no mess.
Jazz don't up and happen
Jazz got regular human planning.
Jazz don't got not no planning
Jazz ain't no accident that's for sure.
Time ain't no jackalope that's for sure.
Love ain't no billy goat that's for sure.


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