Love Ain't No Billy Goat is a song that was written and originally performed in The Boat Show. The song became so beloved, that it became a song that the Workjuice Players would close out live shows with, often taking the place of "The Workjuice Anthem"
Lyrics[]
- Love ain't no billy goat
- Love don't got no beard
- Love don't eat no garbage
- Love got
- Regular human eyeballs
- Love don't got satan's eyeballs
- Love ain't no billy goat that's for sure
See The Boat Show for full song credits.
Full lyrics[]
As performed by Jonathan Coulton on the April 26, 2020 livestream
- Well cats is cats who say "meow"
- It ain't no dogs instead.
- My pappy knew each "why" and "how"
- Then one day he was dead.
- We all carried on somehow
- Two arms, full speed ahead.
- Though we cannot hear him now
- We think of what he said.
- Love ain't no billy goat
- Love don't got no beard
- Love don't eat no garbage
- Love got
- Regular human eyeballs
- Love don't got satan's eyeballs
- Love ain't no billy goat that's for sure.
- Time ain't no jackalope
- Time ain't just a head
- Time ain't stuffed and mounted
- Time got regular human antlers
- Time don't got bogus antlers
- Time ain't no jackalope that's for sure.
- All them swells at the country club
- They only got showers don't got not tub.
- Scrub-a-dub-dub but here's the rub
- Don't let no tub trouble you, bub.
- Jazz ain't no accident
- Jazz don't make no mess.
- Jazz don't up and happen
- Jazz got regular human planning.
- Jazz don't got not no planning
- Jazz ain't no accident that's for sure.
- Time ain't no jackalope that's for sure.
- Love ain't no billy goat that's for sure.