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Jessamyn is a character in Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars. She has been played by Annie Savage and Arden Myrin.

The recording at Largo where Jessamyn was played by Annie Savage was lost, and Arden Myrin played Jessamyn in the re-recording at Meltdown Comics, which was released on the podcast.


Jessamyn was a punishment soccer participant from Zone 6 the same year as Pemily Stallwark.  She was in love with Bradam.  She played fullback on her punishment soccer team, wherein she found a pair of bayonet cleats and tore apart Yeera with the cleats, along with Bradam. This flew Pemily into a rage, wherein she then killed both Bradam and Jessamyn.

After Cactoid Jim dismantled punishment soccer on Earth's Moon, people felt so awful about what they let kids do to each other in the Deathletics that all punishment soccer players were cloned, including Bradam and Jessamyn. They then went to Mars to play youth league soccer, where she played either for The Barkeep's team, the Troublemakers, or Felton's team The Lil' Marshals.

When Pemily saw Yeera, Bradam and Jessamyn, her emotions were so strong that they triggered dvie’yeece in Croach the Tracker, which caused him to take on Pemily's emotions.  Croach could not control Pemily's anger at Bradam and Jessamyn, and he killed them in retaliation for having killed Yeera.