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Hypercattle are the primary type of livestock on Mars in Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars.  Most farmers on Mars have and raise them.  They are often rustled by outlaws and robot outlaws.

When Simon Pure was Marshal on Mars, the primary livestock was UltraCows.  UltraCows were only ten feet tall and did not emit methane gas.

Hypercattle Physiology

  • Hypercattle are 20-foot tall cows.  
  • They emit methane gas.  In order to harness this gas for power, humans outfit them with "short pants".
  • Hypercattle cannot climb stairs.