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Given to quantifying his experiences, Croach the Tracker has rated various experiences as follows:

Finest Humans Ever Encountered

  1. Red Plains Rider[1]
  2. Unknown
  3. Sparks Nevada[1]

Greatest Feeling

  1. Whatever Doc Sudo Ersatz did to cause Croach to emulate human whistling[2]

Greatest Pleasure

  1. (hypothetical) To die while saving G'loot Praktaw[3]

Greatest Quantities of Confidence

  1. When preparing to overcome the threat of technology/science beings with Cactoid Jim[4]

Greatest Spectacles Seen

  1. Cactoid Jim orating[4]

Most Delicious Beverages

  1. Hot cocoa[5]

Most Despondent Feelings

  1. Unknown
  2. Unknown
  3. Unknown
  4. Exiling himself for being unable to fulfill his onus to Sparks after Cactoid Jim is made deputy[6]

Most Disconcerting Feelings

  1. Unknown
  2. Unknown
  3. Unknown
  4. Being right-side outed[7]
  5. Being inside-outed[7]
  6. Baby spiders hatching inside his body[7]

Most Enjoyable Sensations

  1. Unknown
  2. Unknown
  3. Unknown
  4. Unknown
  5. (possible) Laughing while in Sparks' body[8]
  6. (possible) Laughing while in Sparks' body[8]

Most Euphoric Sensations

  1. Love (experienced by holo-Croach)[9]

Most Painful Sensations

  1. Being squeezed by stasis field[3]
  2. Unknown
  3. Unknown
  4. Being shot by Sparks[10] (see note 2)
  5. Being stepped on by a particular robot[11] (see note 2)


  1. Being punched by Sparks Nevada does not even register in the Greatest Pains Croach has ever felt.[3]
  2. Unclear if Being shot by Sparks ties with Being stepped on or if Being stepped on was bumped down by the later experience.

Most Pleasurable Proposition

  1. Unknown
  2. Unknown
  3. Unknown
  4. Manually overriding Sparks Nevada (experienced by holo-Croach)[9]

Most Polite Entity

  1. The Saloon Doors[12]

Strangest Sensations

  1. Swapping bodies with Sparks Nevada[6]

Worst Feelings

  1. Mercy Laredo not affirming the end of Croach's onus (possibly exacerbated by having been shot)[10]

Worst Witness to a Maturation Ritual

  1. Firth the Easily Distracted[13]
  2. Sparks Nevada[13]

Note: Sparks is the worst Witness since Firth,[13] so there might have been worse Witnesses.

Finest Teeth and Hair

Most Pleasant Diversions

  • #400 - Gazing off into the stars and reflecting with Sparks Nevada. [15]