Croach's Quantified Experiences

Given to quantifying his experiences, Croach the Tracker has rated various experiences as follows:

Finest Humans Ever Encountered

1. Red Plains Rider
2. Unknown
3. Sparks Nevada

Greatest Feeling

1. Whatever Doc Sudo Ersatz did to cause Croach to emulate human whistling

Greatest Pleasure

1. (hypothetical) To die while saving G'loot Praktaw

Greatest Quantities of Confidence

1. When preparing to overcome the threat of technology/science beings with Cactoid Jim

Greatest Spectacles Seen

1. Cactoid Jim orating

Most Delicious Beverages

1. Hot cocoa

Most Despondent Feelings

1. Unknown
2. Unknown
3. Unknown
4. Exiling himself for being unable to fulfill his onus to Sparks after Cactoid Jim is made deputy

Most Disconcerting Feelings

1. Unknown
2. Unknown
3. Unknown
4. Being right-side outed
5. Being inside-outed
6. Baby spiders hatching inside his body

Most Enjoyable Sensations

1. Unknown
2. Unknown
3. Unknown
4. Unknown
5. (possible) Laughing while in Sparks' body
6. (possible) Laughing while in Sparks' body

Most Euphoric Sensations

1. Love (experienced by holo-Croach)

Most Painful Sensations

1. Being squeezed by stasis field
2. Unknown
3. Unknown
4. Being shot by Sparks (see note 2)
4. Being stepped on by a particular robot (see note 2)

Notes:

1. Being punched by Sparks Nevada does not even register in the Greatest Pains Croach has ever felt.
2. Unclear if Being shot by Sparks ties with Being stepped on or if Being stepped on was bumped down by the later experience.

Most Pleasurable Proposition

1. Unknown
2. Unknown
3. Unknown
4. Manually overriding Sparks Nevada (experienced by holo-Croach)

Most Polite Entity

1. The Saloon Doors

Strangest Sensations

1. Swapping bodies with Sparks Nevada

Worst Feelings

1. Mercy Laredo not affirming the end of Croach's onus (possibly exacerbated by having been shot)

Worst Witness to a Maturation Ritual

1. Firth the Easily Distracted
2. Sparks Nevada

Note: Sparks is the worst Witness since Firth, so there might have been worse Witnesses.

Finest Teeth and Hair

• Carlos the Scientist has either the finest or second finest teeth and hair Croach has ever encountered

Most Pleasant Diversions

• #400 - Gazing off into the stars and reflecting with Sparks Nevada.