Additional Lyrics[]
For the Anniversary show episode Mrs. Parker and the Doctaparatorious Paradox, guest-starring Weird Al Yankovic an extended version of the closing theme was performed (furthering the joke about the themes' length, see Behind the Scenes).
Colonel Tick-Tock's theme was written by Ben Acker, Ben Blacker and Andy Paley.
The additional lyrics follow:
All
- Cross time, the Colonel saved us again
- So fine, he’s a man among men
Colonel
- "No time, I need to do it again!"
All
- It's Colonel TickTock time.
(goes to regular closing theme through "Tick... Tock... Tick...)
- He fought the Greenwich Meanie
- With help from old Houdini
- And he made Mussolini
- March to “God Save the Queenie”…
Disco beat (Background singers “Time Hole!”)
- The icy, icy Ice Age
- Made cooking rather dire
- So TickTock paid a visit
- And he brought the cavemen fire!
(Background singers “Time Hole!”)
- In deep dark Tanganyika
- A very hungry tribe
- Had the Colonel in a stew
- But somehow he survived!
(Background singers “Time Hole!”)
- In sandy Ancient Egypt
- The Pharoah felt real crummy
- But TickTock helped old Imhotep
- By teaching him gin rummy!
(Background singers “Time Hole!”) End Disco beat
- He made a solemn oath to her majesty the Queen
- In old jolly London town
- In regards to the sun and the British Empire
- That bright burning ball shan’t ever go down!
(Returns to regular closing through "Make way for chronological power!")
- It's Colonel Tick-Tock time!
- Can’t wait, for the next mystery
- A date, to unwind history
- Your fate, will take a new twist you’ll see
- It’s Colonel Tick-Tock
- With his trick clock!
- Colonel Tick-Tock time!
- It's Colonel Tick-Tock time!