"Broadway Style Medley Reprise" is a song from The Piano has Been Thinking, the musical episode of Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars. It is sometimes also referred to as "Wedding Melody".
Written by Andy Paley.
Performed by: Sparks Nevada, Croach the Tracker, The Red Plains Rider, Cactoid Jim, Rebecca Rose Rushmore, Felton, The Saloon Doors, The Barkeep, Techs , Los Banditos Mutantes
Techs
Welcome all who gather here in this valley fair
We come to celebrate the love and union of this pair
The Red Plains Rider
Cactoid, reckon that it's time to say these vows of ours
Cactoid Jim
Yee-haw let's swap 'em. Let no man stop 'em
It's written in the stars
Sparks Nevada
Why can't we just take it slow?
Rebecca
There's one place we gotta go
Saloon Doors
Poor me, pour me another!
Sparks & Rebecca
Getting nowhere fast!
The Red Plains Rider
Jimmy will you cherish me and all that hokey stuff?
Cactoid Jim
I'll love you Red until I'm dead, or til you've had enough
The Red Plains Rider
I'll be your wife your whole danged life, no need to bring me flowers
How you say "howdy" gets me rowdy, it's written in the stars
Felton
Hey Marshal!
There's a singing and a Marjun and a robot and a bee
Croach & Banditos Mutantes
Sparks Nevada!
Barkeep
I don't want no trouble in my place!
Croach & Banditos Mutantes
Sparks Nevada!
Felton
Everybody started singing all at once as you can see
Barkeep
I don't want no trouble in my place!
Felton
Haaaaaalp!
Techs
By the power vested in me by the planet Mars
I now pronounce you Man and Wife, it's written in the stars
Sparks Nevada
Wherever you may go
There's one thing you should know
I'm gonna kill you someday
Rebecca
Why won't he pick up the pace?
Getting nowhere fast
Los Banditos Mutantes
Sparks Nevada!
Sparks Nevada!
Felton
There's a cowboy and a lady and a Marjun
Barkeep
I don't want no trouble in my place!
Croach & Saloon AI
Poor me, Pour me another!
Felton
And a wedding and a robot and a cactus
Techs
It's written in the stars!
Croach, Saloon AI, Barkeep, Banditos Mutantes
Sparks Nevada!
Sparks Nevada!
Sparks Nevada!
Felton
I am scareder than my usual and it's known I'm prone to fret
And aint' this weddin' just the best durned weddin yet?
And Marshal halp!
Sparks Nevada
And I'm from Earth.